How sleeping with other people makes me love being married

"Do you think I'm the kind of person who can pull off saying the word 'lover'?" I ask my husband over coffee one Thursday morning a few weeks ago. I am sitting on the couch in my underwear, watching him flip casually through his phone. He is probably checking the OKCupid app, seeing if any cute girls messaged him back. "No, absolutely not. So embarrassing," he says, grimacing at me like I'm a lunatic.